So we have chipmunks. And bunnies. Lots of bunnies. James
named them: Wookist (like wookie), pookist, and tookist. Then one day we saw a
tiny tiny teeny little poofy thing that was actually a bunny. James named him
hop-hop. So we have four bunny friends. We leave carrot tops and older carrots
in the backyard for them to snack on – the carrots usually vanish before the
next morning. Apart from feeding them, we think they hang out in our backyard
because we don’t have a dog or a cat.
Wookist, Pookist and Tookist
Hop-Hop
When we moved, we didn’t have a lot of stuff you need for a
house. Like, we didn’t have a lawn mower or a hose or a rake or shovels or any
of that stuff. I asked our neighbors (from NY) who they use for their lawn and
they gave us the number of the guy they use. His name is Manuel. I told James
that a man named Manuel would be coming to help us and cut our grass and help
keep our grass, bushes and trees and plants healthy. He seemed to get it but
was a little upset because he thought Manuel was going to hurt the grass by
cutting it. We had to tell James it was like giving the grass a haircut. So
Manuel and I spoke and since he did our neighbors’ lawn on Wednesday he would
like to do ours on Wednesday and I said that was totally fine. So one Wednesday
passes and James watches the guys through the window like a stalker. Like he
can’t pull himself away – the weedwacker, the lawnmower, the hedge trimmers,
the bags, the truck, etc What is this tool? What does it do? How does it work?
Why is he using that? Can I use that? Question after question after question J Loved it. Loved
Manuel.
So the next week rolls around and I don’t really think too
much about Manuel coming but James asked what day it was (like he does every
morning) and I told him it was Wednesday. A few hours later we were having
snack and then this happened:
James: “Mom is Man feel good coming today?”
Me: “What?”
James: “Is Man feel good coming over to the house today?”
Me: silent but thinking thoughts swirling. What in God’s
name is James talking about. Man feel good man feel good. Over and over again
in my head just staring at James and then I say, “Oh my God do you mean
Manuel?!?!”
James: “Yeah, Man feel good. Is he coming to do the lawn
today?”
James was hearing us say “man-well” and started calling him
man feel good. He has since corrected himself but Doug and I still call him Man
feel good. We’ll say to one another – have you seen the bill from man feel
good? Or, Did man feel good come today? Can you get the name of man feel good’s
friend who does the sprinklers today?
I cannot imagine life without James.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG, this story still cracks me up!
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